I Really Like the Cops

Musik & Text: Brad Will

So come and gather ’round you people
And ya listen to me yack
All you doctors and you lawyers
And you folks who push the crack

All the folks who push the buttons
And the folks who push the mops
Come and listen while I tell you
How I really like the cops

I really like the cops
I think they’re really cool
I like them in my neighborhood
I like them in my school

I think that cops are wonderful
I think that cops are nice
And I like to have a broken jaw
And carry a pack of ice.

I really like the cops
I think they’re really neat
I like it when they take my face
And smash it in the street

And then they take me to a station house
And lock me in a room
And I love it when they rape me
Up the anus with a broom.

I really like the cops
You know they make me sing
You know my favorite movie
Is that tape of Rodney King

So I really get pissed off
Whenever somebody like you
Suggests we should submit the cops
To citizen review.

I really like the cops
So glad that they’re around
To hassle me and ticket me
For sittin’ on the ground

I really like the cops
I’d be so sad if they were gone
There’s something ‘bout a uniform
That always turns me on.

I really like the cops
I think they’re really cool
I like them in my neighborhood
I like them in my school

I think that cops are wonderful
I think that cops are nice
And I like to have a broken jaw
And carry a pack of ice.

I really like the cops
They always get me high
I hope that I get taken
Into custody and die.

And I hope that every fact
That’s in the coroner’s report
Gets chucked into a dumpster
So it won’t get heard in court.

I really like the cops
Auuu
huuu
huuu

I really like the cops
–
I love those boys
in the blue

When I hear you making statements
That I think are quite obscene
Like all the cops are nasty
Oh like all the cops are mean

I think it’s ’bout some time
That you should give yourself some class
And help your local officer
By kicking your own ass

So come and gather ’round you people
And you listen to me yack
You doctors and you lawyers
And you folks who push the crack

And all the folks who push the buttons
And the folks who push the mops
Come and listen while I tell you
How I really like the cops

(Musik und Text: Brad Will)

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